About Mr. Lynch

Background Information:
Mr. Lynch was born in Alaska in 1925. He went to school at Hogwarts School of Wizardry from 1936-1943. He served in the United States Marine Dolphin Riding Special Forces teams for 13 years and then became a professional bodybuilder in 1956. After winning the title of Mr. Universe for five years in a row, he retired from bodybuilding and joined the circus. He ate fire for three years and then was a tightrope walker for another four years.

In 1968, he moved to Florida where he secretly taught Russian to U.S. astronauts. In 1974, he moved to Argentina and started an organization to save South American rainforests.

In 1985, he moved back to the United States and became a football mascot (an aardvark) for a high school in Nebraska in order to secretly obtain intelligence for the CIA. He gave up his mascot job in 1988 and became a professional wrestler for the WWF.

In 1996, he retired from wrestling and moved to New York where he sold hot dogs at Yankee Stadium. While selling hot dogs he ran a covert study for the United States Army on the impact of hot dogs as a defensive tool. In 2002, he became a teacher in Middlefield, CT where he taught 5th grade for seven years. In the 2018-2019 school year he will be in his eighteenth year of teaching and his eleventh year at Thompson Brook School.


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